Besides my beloved Henri Le Chat Noir, I subscribe on YouTube to LogicBeforeAuthority, a revealing channel with a treasure trove of videos on fictitious news. Watching these for an hour is a mind meld... necessitating a total re-evaluation of the present political animal. Did this less painful imaginary violence trend start with Obama? Bush and Cheney were doing actual clobbering, it would seem, as that era's violence was too well presented to be anything less than Coppolla, whom the present administration can obviously not afford with their flimsy recreations.
Which guru came up with the brilliant idea of mimicking violence? Yet, statistically isn't crime down? Perhaps the ploy is working. Is this what it takes to connect with people? ...talk about dumbing down. Makes the movie Idiocracry look like a literacy initiative. What are they going to say when they get busted... which could be anytime? I hope Sen. Elizabeth Warren runs, we're just about ready for Chiefess Golden Squaw and the return of the Divine Feminine.
On April 25th's Real Time, Libertarian Charles Murray said if you jack up tax rates on the really rich, the amount raised would be trivial compared to raising taxes on the middle class... and Bill, you agreed! I think both of you missed the point: banking in the debt-based ponzi scheme economy is the real problem that needs re-adjusting, not taxes. All along the chain of production, 40% of GDP goes straight to financiers in the form of interest. This is the talking point. Elizabeth is honing in on it like a laser. Even now, as a thoroughbred campaigner, she's obstinately sticking to this one topic: government student loans with outrageously high interest rates. Didn't Obama promote the nationalization of student loans to reduce rates and benefit education? Elizabeth is exposing another "what happened to Obama's policy?" disappointing moment.
In the meantime, the discerning viewer can try to differentiate between what's real and what's fake. I disagree with alt media personality Lauren Moret who claims the Haitian earthquake and Katrina were staged. As we know, shit happens. I'm also guessing whistleblower Karen Hudes is a Disneyesque disinfo character, blowing her whistle on Homo Capensis, the not quite human species she says controls the World Bank. With a steely authoritative tone, she intends to subdue this semi-alien life form to the rule of law. Even if she has been credible in the past, she's now using and abusing the strategy of divide and conquer. It's us vs. them in the scariest way; they're not even human. Alienation (pun intended) creates fear. I still believe we all share a common denominator. Lucifer is also God, the father of Christ... perhaps he's been camouflaging as the Holy Spirit... the point is, deep down, we're all one, Homo Capensis included, and where there's a will, there is a way to fix the banking system. Ask Liz Warren and Ellen Brown.
The illuminati is even throwing Laura Magdalene Eisenhower at us with her alien invasion story to see if she'll stick. Sometimes I wonder if I too am a disinfo footnote in a NWO script. That's why I present all those charts and data... while scintillating in mystery, I also revel in evidence. Bill, it seems you've been playing hopscotch around stories that are clearly questionable. There's plenty realism in climate change and inequality; you won't run out of talking points if you want to go out on a limb and cling to the truth. Godspeed, my cherub!
Round of applause for the Vice report about 70 million evangelical Christians financing the harassment of Israel's enemies in the hope it will blow up in time for dinner at Armageddon's. How opportunistic of Christians to mangle the commandments in a mad rush for salvation. How can blowing up the earth open the door to paradise? It's completely counterintuitive. Nevertheless... you're generalizing when you say it's wrong to believe in a better world after this one, presumably because the faithful don't see a need to make this one work. Alot of us think there is a better world next time around, and we're dedicated to experience it in this life. We don't emphasize the differences between worlds; instead we look for similarities... like a big bouncy evolutionary present that can be opened at any time.
In a way it's comforting to see you so worried... in the middle of fakeadelic, you look genuinely emotionally invested. Either that or you're due your Oscar.
Just now, watch out, chemtrails news are sneaking into the MSM... When Dr. Masters does comparative analyses between desalination and cloud seeding, CNN is right around the corner. And it already looks like the sheeple will go right along with solar mitigation technology 'as seen on tv'... unless organizations can whip up the same opposition as we've accomplished against GMOs and fracking. Intellectual rebels, please tackle this cause, the sky is filled with chemicals! I-gave-away-half-my-fortune Bill Gates is behind chemtrails. According to one of the first guys who brought chemtrails to light, Dane Wiginton, the earth's chemistry is so heavily affected, they should stop chemtrails cold - and let her react - OMG. This is a hard issue because those guys are right, but I am hypersensitive, as she is, and at this stage it would be preferable to remove the poison gradually. Or is Dane trying to scare us, too?
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Yes... but we're not here to pundicate. Finally I feel comfortable going over what happened these past couple months. What's bringing me back to this blog is something really stupid and charming you said... more on that later.
As you collect 100,000 or so Twitter followers every couple months, I've been venturing to alternative websites. On March 5th I published "Is it Bill Maher or the Ancient Aliens?" Right around that time, the Ancient Aliens tv show moved one hour earlier from Fridays 10 ET to 9 pm... out of deference for your time slot, Fridays at 10? It would have to be you, then!
ALL NEW Ancient Aliens episodes will be moving to Fridays at 9/8c, followed by more paranormal investigation with H2's new series, Hangar 1 at 10/9c.
In weather news, the March 7th snow storm Ullyses was a word up... You. Lis (to read en Francais). Sees. That pleases me. I really hope all that suffering up North (OMG I can't even imagine, cause I went 'n forgot winters) is not poetically designed to make up for the fact we don't actually communicate. That would suck! My best advice is to stop naming snow storms; we'll find other ways to molest each other.
I still have to plow ahead... While I was in magnificent Dominica, there was snow storm Vulcan breaking records and creating a travel nightmare for the Midwest and Northeast. What I love and crave most about Dominica is the fertility of volcanic earth. We want to sell our place and build a boutique hotel there. It will be a tribute to flora, sunlight and foliage shadow play, energy efficient of course, with an organic restaurant, spa, and a hip hop day-and-night club. Or we'll just stay right here! Here's some St. Maarten Carnival shots, it's banging from mid-April to the beginning of May.
Back to Dominica... the naturally occurring EMFs are a healing frequency. So are the iron and sulphur rich volcanic hot and cool springs. Check out this picture again, do you see the ghost rabbit with bee's eyes? That's exactly what I mean; myriad forest life in harmony forms a transcendent magical conduit... The catwalk.
If I lived in Dominica, this license plate would probably read HE 370!
For a week when flight 370 first disappeared I walked around not even knowing about it! Heaven. It disappeared the day I left St. Maarten. Of course, I was expecting repercussions when the opportunity presented itself and I didn't come see you in Atlanta. It's just that I'm an old fashioned girl; here it's comfort first. Ohh, you know the story... will you come to Dominica one day?
So, upon my return, on March 16th I sent you the vacation pictures. On March 17th, snow storm Wiley - why read? hinted that you'd had enough. It gets worse... I sent you this picture on March 19th, after your announcement of a political author's passing.
R I P, Joe McGinniss. U spent your last years in a house next to Sarah Palin's, so wherever U are now has got to be an improvement
@billmaher RIP Joe McGinniss. Yo, mac gin is... on the roxs. Drink responsibly, it won't alleviate CNN's malaise ah!
On March 20th, you came out with a reference to disaster porn. A double hitter that also slammed pseudo news...
tv "news", showing that Malaysian woman wailing over and over, U make me sick. What news do we learn from that? Just more #DisasterPorn
Malaysia flight 370. The malaise, ah! There is another malaise, I feel, the one where I should be more sorrowful about the death of celebrities who end up in our cauldron (metaphorically). Almost everyone who's ever been resuscitated after a near-death experience say they did not want to come back. I myself see it as the greatest adventure! I'm all excited about the quantum leap... when the time comes, of course. Ok, I'm happy for those who've jumped, I still even feel my loved ones in a spiritual way. Yes, but what about the misery experienced by those left behind? Actor James Rebhorn died on March 21st. He certainly had a great outlook on life... and death, as his name and self-penned eulogy suggest. He wrote, "They (his children) deal with grief differently, and they should each manage it as they see fit. He hopes, however, that they will grieve his passing only as long as necessary. They have much good work to do, and they should get busy doing it."
To not miss what (or whom) you don't have... should've been an 11th commandment. And find joy in what's there. Plus I don't even know most of these people. Philip Seymour Hoffman... Paul Walker... If they were lucky enough to be well prepared, they just let go of their identity and merged with something cool and amazing.
There's a lyric from Future's 'Move That Dope' (Gawd I love that song!) that goes, "Nothing's as big as my ego".
Okaayy.... as long as you can drop it like my underwear.
When I did get back to St. Maarten and my TV, I was titillated by the story about the two objects. I still laugh about it... March 21st, two days after I sent the titties on the roxs pic, Australians found two interestingly positioned objects. They kept the news busy for a while!
I sent you this:
@billmaher The two objects bobbing in the water had me LMAO... Guess what? I found something in my ocean of pictures! http://
Here's the lol.jpg
No, that's the other lol jpg. Here is the airplane pose I tweeted, taken a couple months ago by Estelle at the abandoned hotel La Belle Creole:
Overheard just now, straight out of my mouth: "Pussy is not sending that picture." Me: "Is that an order or is that a joke? I can't help gallivanting naked, I'm French... Have I kept my new year's resolution to be good this year?
On your show of March 21st, there were only a couple generic tie-ins, such as the name of your New Rules: "The Power of Language"... yes, my dear! And your joke about anchors asway, "The Channel Five Morning News Team that freaked out when a small earthquake hit LA this week, has to rename itself "Good Morning Pussy's" Did I spell Pussy correctly?
Then a week later... honestly I still don't feel like addressing this... nevertheless, we wouldn't want to leave out any magic... diablesse oblige... anyway, I perceived that I received a shot in the bow. I tilted but I did not sink. On March 30th Dutchsince's urgent earthquake warning about the New Madrid fault line reminded me to get rid of mad asap. Although, there hasn't been any major seismic activity in this populated area since 1811. That's good material to evoke on the occasional non-disaster day. I looked it up, back then the 8.8 earthquakes on this fault line were the worst recorded in American history, felt as far as Montreal. Even the Mississippi flowed backwards for several hours. I'm not upset.
Did you invite Pussy to get bitchy? Luckily, none of this is really happening, so insult need not be added to injury.
And there was this... rob hurt Brownie Junior. How did my husband Juny Brown, affectionately known as Brownie Junior, a certified mechanic, get into this?
A couple days after the show, you seemed to inquire about getting your butt kicked by tight âne, even specifying the spot.
I tweeted:
@billmaher Enough cat pictures? rob hurt Brownie Junior? Near a PMS blood moon, I'm limited to nibbling at the bait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZLspf8V3gI&featu
Here's the link, a little barking taken from "Bird on a Wire"
On April 6th, the backlash: a massive 8.2 earthquake in Chili, centered on the coast of Atacama - il attaqua, French for 'I attacked Ma' - and Arica - 'are eek ah!' Would I like to address this incident before we put it to rest? We both have to be ourselves, that's all. If Robert Brownie Junior, also a pun on actor Robert Downey Jr's heroin use, wasn't such phonetic genius...
In the same earthquake, 300 female inmates escaped prison in the town of 'I quick' - proper spelling, Iquique. Cryptic humor rocks!
I'm interrupting the timeline because as I write we just had 3 days of non-stop tornadoes. Simultaneously, cyclone Tapah (tape in French is to hit) is pointing the arrow a little ways away.
I don't know what that means, I'm in denial anyway. I said this on the CONtrail:
"I think the crushing problem is denial. Denial of our identity. If we don't fit into society's norm, as the LGBT community has to face. Denial of contraception even while we can't take care of those who are here. The church in particular is in mega denial. Denial of reality in the media. It's got to vent. One of the deadly tornadoes in the Midwest happened in a town called Vilonia, vile oh nia (nia in French is the verb to deny). And just as the two popes are to be canonized, a giant crucifix dedicated to John Paul II crushed an Italian student, Marco Gusmini, to death.
In order to even enjoy faith, a good sense of identity is necessary. All the more, because to truly get off on Faith Air, a comfortable letting go of ego is just logical. You can't have a good sense of identity if you're in denial, so you're not leaving the runway.
Other tornado pings in the Bible Belt: the towns of Mayflower and Tupelo (Tupelo honey) were demolished, both names evoking nature - which gets hit good 'n hard by man. This happened soon after a 5.4 earthquake on Easter day, in Easter Island. Are we starting to show a little gam?
Yesterday, even Louisville... 2005's Hurricane Luis was the one I went through, flattening the island while depositing me in another man's arms.
The other day in Quapaw (quoi? Pa?), a concrete wall fell on John Brown, killing him instantly in his car. His wife survived. But I read the Sonic Drive-In was once again left unscathed while everything around it was splintered. Built with steel reinforced concrete perhaps? Shouldn't everything be?
I get it, that wall again... denial... The Sewol ferry disaster... See the wall, it's a start.
All this time Cry me ah is at war. And almost the whole month of March, cyclone Gillian... G ill I an... disappears and reappears near Australia. April 3rd snow storm Yona and a volcanic eruption in Quito. Worse even, and this one got a negative reaction from me, Cyclone Peipah. Groveling in excretion? April 5th, cyclone Ita summed it up succinctly. It a BIG A... yes, that pleases me. And the same day, cyclone Ivanoe - Am I even? At least I'm not in denial right now.
Lasting 17 days, Ita was a cat 4 to 5 fury over Queensland Australia.
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Can all these be interpreted in a cheery way? Did I forget cyclone Hellen?
Yo? Nahhh!
On the semi-bright side, I disagree with those who say man made climate geoengineering is deliberately targeting tornadoes over towns. I think they're messing with a technology which has gone rogue.
April 13th's snow storm Zephyr was the only one I didn't hear terrible things about, at least not directly. She serenely blanketed Denver and Casper in a snow bonanza, although the same weather system anonymously precipitated the tornadoes!
Right now you might be ready to hear the cute charming thing you said which brought me back here. Not yet.
The historic statement you used to end your show April 4th was "Lube up, it's time to do some porn!"
You were commenting on the topic of the moment, astronomical increases in university tuition forcing many students into prostitution. Elizabeth Warren is trying to address this problem. In the meantime, the kids are majoring in business with a minor in sucking dick.
A week later you brought up a recently discovered manuscript in which Jesus talks about his wife. You called her Marjorie Christ. I found her on Facebook.
By now, you're probably running a bunch of chicks with obtuse tv pillow talk. That's ok! I'm happy for you.
You're such a flirt; eager to point out your guest Annabelle Gurwitch is still fuckable at 52. With a name like grrr witch, she might be in need of some affirmative action.
That's a segway for the dead celebrity names part of the show. With all this fake news swirling around, even the Korean ferry disaster and flight 370 leave us puzzled. For instance, there's the landing at Diego Garcia and the IBM engineer who smuggled an iPhone in his anal cavity, enabling him to transmit a black image attached to a text message. His name is Philip Wood. Feel hip, wood... up his ass? I'm sure no one else is twisted enough to come up with this analogy, and the pun was not intended by illuminati writers. Plus, he might still be in a US army hangar, not dead at all. If I don't publish this blog soon, CNN might have to cover his story with all the juicy details. This is the feeling I've been getting: the Malaysia story won't go away until I get back to you with this blog. Sounds crazy, we'll see what happens after I publish. I told you about this a few days ago:
In the meantime, they're still talking about the fucking plane! Today they told us that 370's cargo had a shipment of mangosteen. They have this British guy, Richard Quest, who can talk about it til kingdom come. They use him alot, now that everyone else feels tested. I can barely watch it myself......... I'm almost finished writing, I only have to edit this thing to death.
Another weird news story is the death of Peaches Geldof. Was she offed by the guy whom she accused of pedophilia? Did her Thelamist cult sacrifice her? With a name like peaches geld off, it was probably both. I find it hard to believe Bob Geldof didn't notice that word association when he named her.
On April 10th, Rubin Hurricane Carter passed away... you know there's something there! Are you be in hurricane, see art her! That's entertainment!
Oh! There's Fred Phelps, the gay hatin' preacher. Remember I mentioned how magic accelerates into overdrive when I'm having my period? Fucking red pee helps? That sounds just like my angel. Luckily, through it all, love reigns with him. The Port Hardy earthquake on April 24th was a morning-after high five! You summed it up nicely in this April 11th New Rule:
A tampon joke, that's why I came back...another silly word game melted my heart.
They say women's cycles are linked magnetically to the phases of the moon. Well, this may be why I did, in fact get my period during the first blood moon, on April 15th. I think we made it through this one without any scathing symbolism. I noticed a pond in Wichita turned blood red, but that was back in February. Witch it ah!
Also, an anonymous person sent this on my phone, although it didn't get in the computer, which I find strange as I always know who sends things and they arrive in both inboxes. Anyway, this beautiful picture by cyber artist RedHawk SpecialOps DarkAngel snuck into my phone during the night of April 12th.
